Ngizoqala ngokuvuma ukuthi i-Past Me yake yathi “Ho ho ho, ubani ongachitha amakhilogremu angaphezu kwekhulu ethenga i-cashmere ‘Beach Pants’?” kanti i-Present Me ayigcini nje ngokuba ne-Beach Pants, kodwa yachitha imali eyengeziwe ukuze i-Outnet ilethe kimi zingakapheli amahora angama-24. Ngakho-ke lapho i-Byredo imemezela ukwethulwa kwephunga layo lendwangu ye-Toile, ngabamba izinhlangothi zami ngaphefumula kanzima ngathi “Tee hee hee! Ngubani ozochitha ingxenye engcono kakhulu yama-quid angamashumi amahlanu ku-Febreeze esezingeni eliphezulu?” Yebo, yimi lowo ngiphakamise isandla sami, ngibheke phansi, ngizizwa nginamahloni kancane ngokuzenza sengathi ngeke ngiyithande.

Ngithanda amakhambi ngendlela abanye abantu abathanda ngayo umculo we-pop, futhi konke okwenziwa yi-Byredo kungenza ngibe namahloni futhi ngibe matasa njenganoma yimuphi umlandeli we-One Direction. Futhi, lo mkhiqizo uhlale uzibeka njengomdali wephunga eliphelele - amakhambi awaqali futhi aphele ngemizimba yethu, agcwalisa izimpilo zethu. Okuhlangenwe nakho kwami ​​kokuqala kwe-Byredo kwakuwukusebenzisa ikhandlela elinephunga elimnandi, i-Cotton Poplin, engicabanga ukuthi linuka njengocansi olungenacala nolunomdlandla lwe-honeymoon enoveli kaMary Wesley. UBen Gorham, indoda ephethe lo mkhiqizo, waqala ukufunda ubuciko obuhle futhi wakhetha amakhambi kunokudweba. Ngicabanga ngamakhambi akhe njengezindawo ezincane nezicacile, ezihlotshiswe kahle ngemininingwane eyinkimbinkimbi.

Kukhona uhlobo lwe-Bougie Basic (Nginguwe) oluhlala eBibliotheque, iphunga lika-Audrey Hepburn ku-Funny Face ngaphambi kokuba ahlangane noFred Astaire, kanye nolunye oluthanda kakhulu i-Gipsy Water, etholakala emikhiqizweni eyahlukene futhi ngaleyo ndlela ingenza wena, izandla zakho kanye nendlu yakho ninuke njengomholi weqembu elinomoya omangalisayo. Ngizishaya i-ponytail yami ngemuva kokuyifafaza ngephunga lezinwele le-Mojave Ghost, (ngicabanga) elingenza nginuke njengoConstance Billard obalekela ehlane ukuyophonsa iziphonso ze-Wiccan kubafana abahle ukuze bangithande. UGorham uyazi ukuthi lokho esikunukayo, nokuthi sikunuka kuphi, kuyisimo sengqondo nesimo sengqondo.

Indlu yangasese ingase ibe ngabazala bami bokuqala engibathandayo, iCotton Poplin. Ithi 'intsha kodwa ayilona iqiniso' futhi iqukethe 'abenzi bamakha abasebenzisa ukuthulisa izimbali ezimangalisayo,' noma ngabe lokho kusho ukuthini. Ekutshizeni kokuqala, ngidumele kancane, njengoba ingalethi umuzwa wezidakamizwa, odabukisayo engangiwulindele. Ngiyinika inselele enyanyekayo, efana nekaDaz: ihamba ngengubo yeSnoopy okungenzeka ukuthi ibanjwe endaweni engenamuntu phakathi komlomo wami nenkukhu egcwele i-cashew. Ihamba phezu komcamelo engivuka kuwo njalo ngaphambi kokulala, njengoba ngifika lapho ngibona ukuthi imanzi ngenxa yamaconsi. Ekugcineni, ihamba ngengalo yami engagezwanga, entsha evela emshinini wami wokugwedla oseduze. Inuka ngendlela exakile engekho, inombala wesiliva kancane, futhi...yebo! Njengezingubo ezintsha! Intsha kunezingubo zami zangempela, empeleni.

Kancane kancane, kancane, ngiqala ukuzizwa ngikhululekile kancane. Ngishintshe ikhaya lami kanye nengalo yami kwaba yihhotela elibizayo. Lizolile kakhulu, leli phunga elingenalutho, eliluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Nakuba ngiqinisekile ukuthi lokhu kwakungeyona inhloso kaGorham, uma isimo sakho sengqondo ngempilo singesokuthanda ukuwasha izingubo, ngicabanga ukuthi ungathola isonto elengeziwe kumashidi akho ngokufutha okusheshayo. Eqinisweni, ukwethulwa kwezimpahla kuhlelwe kahle ngoba sisekuqaleni kwesizini ye-barbecue. Ngingagqoka zonke izingubo zami ze-chiffon ezihlanzekile kuphela ngaphandle kokukhathazeka ngokuthi kukhona ongihogelayo futhi obona u-anyanisi wangonyaka odlule! Uma ungumuntu obhemayo, umnikazi wesilwane noma ungumuntu ongcolile kakhulu othanda ushizi oluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka ongacacile, izinsuku zakho zokushaqeka ngamafasitela seziphelile. Fafaza ama-cushion akho nezingubo nge-Toile bese uba uNkk Hinch olandelayo.

Njenge-cashmere Beach Pants, i-Toile spray iwusizo kakhulu kunalokho engangikucabanga – kungenzeka ukuthi sengikhule kakhulu nge-Febreezing jeans yami, kodwa ngizoyifafaza ngaphandle kokujeziswa. Kusobala ukuthi angisoze ngakutshela ukuthi usebenzise i-Toile esikhundleni sokuwasha izingubo zakho – kodwa empeleni, uma wenze leso sinqumo, angicabangi ukuthi kukhona ozokwazi ukukubona.

Kusukela kuhlu lwakamuva lweGlossier, iGlossier Play, le jeli ekhazimulayo yenza isibuyekezo esihle kakhulu ku-eyeshadow yakho endala yensimbi.

I-cult body shimmer isiyatholakala ngobukhulu obukhulu, oyisebenzisa ngepompo kune-roll-on. Yakhelwe ukusebenza njenge-highlighter emzimbeni wakho, lesi yisikhali sakho esisha esiyimfihlo sasehlobo.

Ihlinzeka ngokuvikelwa okuphelele kwe-SPF 50 emisebeni ye-UV ngezithako zemvelo, lena yi-SPF engcono kakhulu ongayigqoka nsuku zonke. Kungaba kubi kakhulu, kodwa okuncane kuyasiza kakhulu futhi kunikeza isisekelo esihle kakhulu sokuzilungisa.

Njengokhilimu wasebusuku wezinwele zakho, le serum yondla izinwele ubusuku bonke ngaphandle kokuzenza zibukeke noma zizizwe zinamafutha. Isebenza izimanga ezindaweni ezomile noma ezihlukene.

Enye yamaphunga amasha amathathu amnandi asehlobo avela kumkhiqizi weziqholo oyinhloko kaLouis Vuitton, i-Afternoon Swim isha, ihlanzekile futhi inuka njengamaholide. Funda kabanzi ngamaphunga amasha lapha.

Njengengxenye yokubambisana kwayo ne-Ulla Johnson, uBobbi Brown ukhiphe umbala omusha ophuzi okhanyayo ohlakeni lwayo lwe-Crushed Lip Colour. Igcwele umbala kodwa ngenxa yomswakama we-balm, iyiphupho.

Lesi sithako sokuvikela ilanga esinamaminerali esithambile sinuka kamnandi ngenkathi senza isithiyo esibonakalayo emisebeni ye-UV kanye nokukhanya okuluhlaza okwesibhakabhaka. Futhi asinazo izihlungi ze-UV zamakhemikhali kanye ne-silicone,

I-blush, bronzer kanye ne-highlighter konke-konke, lokhu kuzoba ngumsebenzi wakho omusha omuhle kakhulu wemisebenzi eminingi. Faka esikhwameni sakho sezimonyo futhi uhlale uzibuza ukuthi ukwenze kanjani ngaphandle kwaso.

Uma izinyanga ezibandayo zikushiye unesikhumba esomile futhi ongasithandi, lokhu kuzokulungisa ngokushesha. Faka ngokushesha ngemva kokugeza bese ujabulela izinzuzo usuku lonke.

Lo mbala wamehlo owuketshezi uyindlela esheshayo yokuvuselela ubuso bakho - umbala uyakheka futhi uhlala isikhathi eside, okwenza ube muhle kakhulu esikhwameni sakho.

Uma ungumthandi wokhilimu wasebusuku, lokhu kungokwakho. Kuphakathi kwejeli nokhilimu, lokhu kuzolungisa isikhumba sakho njengoba ulele, kukushiye unesikhumba esikhanyayo nesicwebezelayo.

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